A Tale of Men & Women

True story of men and women LOL !!!

Once upon the time there were 2 planets in 2 different galaxies unaware of their mutual existence

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In the Active Galaxy, in the Universe of everlasting construction - destruction , there was a central planet : looked like a powerful square and all red !!! if you had the telescope Lucifer you could see terrible black fiery lightnings all around like a magnetic storm coming out of a black hole . If you dared to look at this planet you would have goose bumps, as not every eyes’ could withhold its terrifying power . That’s why many planets, at the beginning in its vicinity , on tip toe packed their luggage and moved away from Mars to various Universes leaving MARS everything : vast cosmic territory to expand, unimaginable resources and a Hidden Power to fathom even the Mysteries of Gods . The beings living on Mars were like paralysing beasts spitting poisonous fire , very muscular, tall like Himalayas , with long beards like rushing streams sweeping everything away in their wake.

Their eyes looked like volcano’s craters and ears like satellites , and huge ! so huge if you could see them you would simply hide or pretend you are dead – LOL ! . I would strongly recommend the last option as the quickest ! They were not so smart and could not always understand the power of manipulation of forms and appearance . Everything manifested has its own shortcomings …. HM….They loved conquests! They would simply discover with their long antennas on their heads, any new planet and just go there and establish their dominion upon them instantly singing ‘’ We are the best, the strongest , we love tests and conquests . Nothing can resist us !!! LOL!. They loved hunting other types of beasts : no one could resist their god like force and strength . They rode dragons spitting fire as their chariots . So they would conquer, destroy, rebuild because they had construction and amazing technology skills . And again conquer, destroy , rebuild and so on in circles.

Finally, one day they realized they had conquered all land they could see in all available parallel universes and it had become boring to do over and over again the same thing : to discover, conquer, destroy and rebuild endlessly so they looked for a new challenge . And challenge they found ….

They flew in their spacecrafts to another parallel metaverse to see a BIG Magician and asked if there is any new land formed to conquer and the Magician showed them in HIS crystal ball a vision that left them SPEECHLESS …. They could not breathe and eat for a few days and got even sick as the vision had some magic unknown powers to these fearless warriors.

Let me tell you what they saw:

They saw a beautiful Solar System with shining , sparkling , scintillating LIGHT not existing on their dark, dark planet : 7 planets easily visible and 3 mysterious behind . Second from the SUN there was a mesmerizing BLUE Cream planet all ROUND , perfect proportions and so BEAUTIFUL that some of these beasts from Mars became blind , as they could not withhold BEAUTY with their bloodthirsty eyes . They took Lucifer with them and observed the creatures living on VENUS – blue planet of Beauty, Love , Grace and Harmony something completely new to them . So their instinct of war awoke and desire to possess this new jewel discovered in the sky . Their made a brotherhood ritual under the stars screaming their mantra ‘’ Que je trepasse si je faiblisse ! ‘’ LOL . They would just howl to all moons around ‘’ Can see our power , our strength , we are the Champions and the Masters of everything !!!‘’ I can tell you that there was one BIG Black hole that overheard them and asked the almighty for the permission to pack and leave the premisses and the permission was accorded as the

ALL Mighty ‘s hair had turned grey seeing the behaviour of his SCOUTS BOYS . They started salivating watching VENUS and repeating in TRANCE ; TANHA TANHA !!! They wanted to have VENUS in their treasure BOX and keep it prisoner there and use it as they please .

So they came up with a brilliant plan , the same that had always worked : WAR !!!! . They first observed if VENUSIANS had any war skills to prepare a proper attack strategy and tactic to land unnoticed under the cover of DARKNESS . To their satisfaction they realized that these creatures were unlike them small , even in some cases tiny , looked even fragile like crystal easy to break . They had long hairs . In their hair they had FLOWERS which didn’t grow on MARS , wore long bluish cream color dresses . They would sing and

dance and cook delicious meals . They would clean and wash . They would grow all shapes and colours flowers and grow vegetables and some tallest even prune fruit trees . They would weave magnificent cloths , they would paint , they would decorate their abodes in the most exquisite ways . They had elegance and taste which Mars didn’t have at all . Don’t be surprised that they wanted it all that they didn’t have .

So phase 1 . Venus Landing ! BEHOLD MY READER ! LOL !

They put all their aircrafts in silence mode , made their shields invisible and landed in a lush

greenery EDEN . The night was deep and the MOON shining , but night was cold . They sent their flying spying devices to see what the blue creatures were doing, so when they realized all Venusians were deeply asleep , they decided to make a big fire . They got drunk and started singing their barbarian songs . Venusians had a deep sleep , but one of them called Watcher had a light sleep, as her Mission was to detect any Evil in the darkness of Vast Space. She crawled in high herbs and she saw…. OMG !!!! He had never seen something like this …. She also remained speechless.

She could contemplate big beasts with shiny armours , hairy EARS !!! long beards ! and long

something she had never seen before . LOL ! The beasts were sleeping and making strange noise through heir throat , so loud that even the surrounding trees lost their leaves and the earth was trembling with a feverish thrill . She crawled again and woke up Venusians giving a vivid dream like account of this phenomenal unusual visitors . They quickly held council . How their council looked like ? Well, if you have ever been in Polish sejm you would understand : they all spoke at the same time , came up with a million of brilliant ideas . All this cacophony sounded like unintelligible chatter, so loud that even the stars in the surrounding galaxies blocked their ears . However , it was a second of lightning and all like one MAN ! LOL ! agreed they would come forward and greet them properly .

They put on their best dresses , made up their faces , prepared wreaths of flowers for the beasts and started singing delightful songs with their angelic voices , formed a serpent like procession carrying delicious fruits , fresh herbs and wearing most intoxicating perfumes .

The dawn was breaking the day , you could see Selene going to sleep and young, fresh , yawning EOS. Rising up in the sky . The Sun was preparing to open His glorious 12 hour MARCH to enlighten the world sunk into darkness . They were singing so loud melodious songs , so sweet that even angels from other galaxies flew onto Venus to listen to this enchanting symphony and concert .

And … Martians woke up suddenly half drunk . They blew the trumpets of war and hit their drums , formed the Turtle and walked with their shields and swords ready to smash, to destroy and to annihilate these harmless creatures moving into their direction ….. I am turning my eyes away as I won’t stand the massacre of Innocents …

Venusians unaware advanced towards the black and red beasts not knowing the danger they were facing . Let me remind you , there was no violence on Venus and they didn’t know what war was .LOL!

Singing and dancing , this mesmerizing serpent was moving towards Barbarians from Mars .

Then all of a sudden , wait ! stop the beat !!!! Venusians stopped and dropped flowers prepared for newcomers . They stopped chanting and dancing . Their faces turned white and some of them fainted ….. Do you know why ? Why ? Aren’t you guessing ? Because …. Because they OMG !!!! They SMELLED the ODOR of their socks not washed for many months !!! Some of them could stay vertical from dirt and foul stench marked by

war and blood . They had a panic attack ! Shouting and screaming so loud that even some neighbouring comets were moved away by a powerful vibrational HIT from their trajectory , and they did what they would aways do in face of a danger : they instinctively ran away and hid underground where Martians could not find them .

Our warriors from Mars turned red from anger ! Insolent creatures ! How did they dare to run away from the battlefield ! Cowards !!!! not even trying to have a fair fight !!! Vexed they found some caves on Venus , by the way their natural HABITAT and decided to meditate on this phenomenon . No one so far had resisted them …. ANGER FRUSTRATION HATRED came out . They could not conquer these peaceful creatures . On their side underground, Venusians also went into COUNCIL and you know already how it looked

like : complete chaos and mess and how it sounded : a henhouse !!! even the ruster had left the premises completely stunned by shouting ! Again after hours and hours of endless ‘’ WHY ? I don’t understand …’’ no Martian would be able to put up with , instantly they had this lightning again : ‘’ We are going to say sorry ‘’ And they went and found the caves and started knocking ….. ‘’ Are you there ? We would like to talk …’

No answer . Martians offended decided to punish them severely with MORTAL SILENCE .

Venusians desperate started crying , but Martians didn’t know the value of tears and what it meant so remained silent and decided to do so for EONS to make these stubborn creatures understand their determination and perseverance in being faithful to their own inner laws and nature . It could have lasted for eternity ….

However, the Almighty tired with this cosmic MESS ! called on Mercury - Hermes and asked HIM to put an end to this childlike behaviour and to educate them both about their differences and how they complete one another . Hermes , The Sage accepted this mission Gracefully , sent a COMET to the caves with the message ‘’ YOU LOUSY INTRIGUERS , GET OUT OF YOUR DEN , you have 1 minute to get ready : shaved , clean , properly dressed and don’t forget to put on HERMES : LOL ! and you have to meet me on EARTH –

action !!!!’’ To Venusians , he also sent a Dove with a rosy envelop with a message ‘’ Don’t be scared , I have already tamed these brutes and you are kindly invited to join for an Interplanetary lesson on mutual apparent differences and their beneficial effects on each other ‘’ Venusians liked parties and cosmic seminars so they didn’t need to be convinced they packed in a wink and they left .

You want to know the END ? …. They finally met in the Happy Middle on the most beautiful planet of them all : EARTH GAIA .

Well , I must tell you in secret that I had lots of compassion for Hermes as he didn’t know what he was walking into … He lost many kilograms teaching them both respective mysteries about how they should collaborate instead of attacking or running away . POOR Hermes had got so tired that he asked the Almighty for a special break : one cosmic cycle please ! and special permission was accorded . I am telling you even the Almighty needed vacation in this cosmic valse !!!!

Then, after a few sessions of deep initiations ; Martians looked with different eyes at Venusians noticing their beauty and frailty as a gift . Venusians looked at Martians with admiration for their heroic acts and experience gained in their conquests . They fell in love and got married …. Lived for ever young … Had many children… and Apollo still is

singing the ballad to remind those who need it : DIFFERENCES are a BLESSING and Harmony and CREATION can not exist without OPPOSITES . The descendants of Venus and Mars are children born on Gaia Earth . They are rainbow nations because they contain in UNITY : all differences and paradoxes which make them so abundant and happy .

END .